While we were watching the Wimbledon Men’s final replay on ESPN Classic between Roger Federer and Andy Roddick, A walked by and looked at the screen.  It was showing the match statistics for each player under their country’s flag.

A : “There’s the United States and hospital.”
Me: “Uh no, sweetie. That’s the flag for the country of Switzerland.”
A: “Oooooohhhh.”

Some tennis players probably feel like they play for the country of Hospital as often as they are injured.